The Man Upstairs Just Can’t Please The British

It Seems that The Man Upstairs Just Can’t Please The British these days, and as a result we are seeing some really odd weather patterns.  One thing is certain, it’s not typical weather for June!

I suppose it all began back in March when the national news was reporting that much of the UK was suffering from a shortage of water, due to low rainfall for the previous two winters.  Rivers and reservoirs were low and in some cases had practically dried up, and as well as issuing bans on hose-pipes in most of the south of England, the water authorities stressed the need to conserve water, to avoid the need to turn off the supplies and take emergency measures.

I remember one year back in the 1970′s when this happened, and the water was turned off to houses.  People had to queue at standpipes in the street to get water, and these were only turned on several times a day.  This meant using every container that you could to carry water back to the house, to limit flushing of toilets, and no baths or showers of course.

Things were looking rather dire, but I guess enough people offered up prayers to the man upstairs, and after a few weeks of glorious sunshine at the end of March, as Easter arrived the heavens opened, and the UK saw rain, plenty of it.

Not only did the drought situation end, but with it raining for practically a biblical 40 days and 40 nights in a row, the lakes, reservoirs and rivers filled up, in many cases to normal levels and above.

FInally, probably after lots of people complaining about all the rain, we had several weeks of nice weather, with lots of sunshine, and no rain, but then the ground dried up, making it hard to work in the garden, the grass grew tall making it an effort to cut, and I suspect that a lot of people were complaining about this, and finally the man upstairs had enough.

So when the Queen’s Jubilee weekend arrived, he had no doubt had enough of the complaining, and turned on the taps again, causing peoplewanting to go to the celebrations to get wet, and in some cases causing events to be cancelled.

The whining continued, and so in the past week we have seen almost continual rain, with the same forecast for the next seven days as well, and yesterday parts of the south of England saw a month’s rainfall in a matter of hours.

Is this just an unusual pattern of weather that we are experiencing, or is there really someone upstairs who has had enough of our complaining, and after thousands of years has come to the conclusion that mankind will never be happy and grateful, and it’s time to drown out yet another summer.

I know that over Easter we bought a lot of wood and built a deck in the back garden, and having completed it couldn’t even sit out there for the next month because of the rain. I am seriously thinking that we maybe ought to have thought about building an ark instead.  It might be more practical in the long run.

Do you enjoy seeing the funny side of religion? If so you might find this collection of Religious Jokes amusing.  I am sure that God (if he/she does exist) enjoys playing tricks on us mere mortals.  What do you think?

 

A Trip To Poole Quay And The Ginger Pop Shop

The Ginger Pop Shop on Poole QuayWe took a trip to Poole Quay on Saturday, back to the part of Dorset where I grew up, and my how things have changed.

More of that later, but firstly the main reason for our trip, which was to visit The Ginger Pop Shop and the display Eileen Soper’s Illustrated Worlds, a relatively new attraction that has opened up in what was the Swan Public House, right next to Poole Pottery on the Quay.

Post War Sitting Room at Eileen Soper's Illustrated Worlds on Poole Quay in DorsetThe Ginger Pop Shop has a lot of books and other items (including Golliwogs and Noddy’s Car) that are related to Enid Blyton, the well known author of over 700 children’s books and poems, including Noddy, The Famous Five and The Faraway Tree.

As well as the main shop, the Eileen Soper’s Illustrated Worlds exhibit has many illustrations by Eileen, whose pictures will bring back memories to those of us who grew up on the original versions of books like The Famous Five.

However a REAL TREAT is in store for those grown ups who are prepared to shed their role as parents or grandparents and to venture back to their childhood days.

A painting has been stolen from The Ginger Pop Shop on Poole QuayA picture has been stolen from the exhibition.  Are you ready and willing to to help track down who did it?

If so, head off into the study and follow the clues and see if you can find out the identity of the thief.

I have to admit that Debbie and I thoroughly loved this, and I refuse to give away any clues, other than it’s really fun to do, and you WILL enjoy this.

As well as solving the mystery, there is a miror maze, which the kids will love, an old fashioned living room with toys and items from the 1940′s to the 1960′s,  a section dedicated to World War Two and life at home during the war, an old fashioned school room, and much more.

We definitely recommend a trip to The Ginger Pop Shop as part of your visit to Poole and Poole Quay.

Pubs on Poole QuayMoving on from here, we had lunch in one of the old pubs that are still on the Quay and which have retained their look and character on the outside.  Although the food options are more up to date, the character of the inside of the pubs has been retained, and they also have entertainment in the evenings and weekends.

Outside the Lord Nelson on Saturday there was a trio playing Irish Music, with Fiddle, Guitar and of course the Bodrum without which a jig just wouldn’t be the same.

Walking west along the Quay there are various gift shops, eateries, the old Poole Museum (well recommended also), and at the end the old Lifting Bridge and the Lifeboat Station.

Across from the Quay visitors can drool at the latest creations from the Sunseeker line, luxury cruisers that are well known around the world.

Poole Quay Lifting Bridge and Lifeboat Station

Sunseeker Luxury Yachts at Poole Quay

Next door to The Ginger Pop Shop is Poole Pottery, a product that put Poole on the map, but which now is little more than a huge gift shop.  There are some splendid designs still for sale, including collectables from original designers like Leslie Elsden, who was actually my next door neighbour when I was growing up.  Also a set of plates that illustrate famous ships, including the Archibald Russell which was the second ship that my Grandfather sailed on, and on her maiden voyage too.

There is also a statue on the water front of Lord Baden Powell, who founded the Boy Scouts and held the first Boy Scout Camp on Brownsea Island, which can be seen just across the harbour, as can the millionaires paradise of Sandbanks.

Poole Quay Poole Museum And Old Customs HouseStatue Of Lord Baden Powell On Poole Quay

The sad thing for me is that growing up Poole Quay was the setting for cargo ships to tie up and offload their cargo, for olde worlde pubs and warehouses, whereas now there are luxury homes, hotels, shops and restaurants, which I suppose are good for business and help to attract more tourists, but it’s not the same as I remember.

So we had a great day out on Saturday, to a great place to spend a day.  If you do have the opportunity to go to the South of England and Dorset, I definitely recommend visiting Poole Quay.  You won’t be disappointed.

A Day Out In The Purbeck Hills

If you have never been to The Purbeck Hills in Dorset on the south coast of England, it’s hard to describe the wonderful scenery that you are going to find here.

The Purbeck Hills are an impressive chalk ridge that runs from Studland in the east, through the village of Corfe Castle, then continuing west, providing a natural defence for the rest of the county of Dorset from invasion for thousands of years.

Corfe CastleThere are only two gaps in the hills, the Ulwell gap in the east that allows traffic to pass from the seaside town of Swanage north to Studland, and further west the gap at Corfe, with the ruins of Corfe Castle set on a high mound in the middle of the gap.

It was here that we decided to take a day out over the weekend, since we hadn’t been for a few years, and it’s a wonderfully picturesque part of Britain, close to where I grew up.

Corfe Castle itself must have been truly impressive in it’s prime, but it was destroyed during the English Civil War, and even though many buildings in the surrounding village of Corfe Castle have been built with stones that were cannibalised from the castle, it still stands tall on top of it’s mound, and is one of the most scenic castles in the south of England.

The castle is operated by the National Trust, who have done an excellent job of preserving the ruins, without adding any of the trashy elements that you all too often find at other historic sites.

Goats and sheep roam the castle grounds, and provide another opportunity for amateur photographers like myself to snap away and hopefully get a classic shot.  They are also funny to watch as they scamper over the ruins, trying to find vegetation to munch on.

The view from the top of the mound and the Keep is impressive, with not only views over the castle and the village, but of the steam railway that runs from Swanage through the gap alongside the castle to Wareham.

The weather on Saturday was practically perfect, and we enjoyed walking around the castle, and looking inside one of the largest National Trust gift shops, which has a lot of nice local items for sale.

There was another reason for visiting Corfe Castle this past weekend though, and that was to visit The Ginger Pop Shop, an Enid Blyton themed shop.  Enid Blyton was a well known author of children’s books, who holidayed on The Purbeck Hills and who found inspiration from Corfe Castle and many other locations in the area for her books, and she published over 800 of them during her 40 years of writing.

I have recently completed a page on Squidoo about Enid Blyton, whose books I read when I was growing up, and I went on many wonderful adventures with The Famous Five, one of the series that she wrote.

Having visited the shops and toured the castle, we had a Ploughman’s Lunch in one of the old inns in the village, then drove to the town of Swanage on the coast, where we sat by the beach, had an ice cream, and walked around the shops there.

After we headed to Studland and the ferry at Sandbanks, on our way back home, but stopped off at Studland and walked the half a mile or so across the sand dunes to the famous nudist beach there.

Yes it’s a nudist beach, and it’s been there for a number of years, but there are two wonderful things that it has – aside from naked people!  Firstly it’s a lovely spot, quiet and peaceful, not filled with hordes of families with screaming kids.  Secondly the view across the bay to Old Harry Rocks and on a clear day like Saturday to The Needles on the Isle Of Wight is just great.

We sat there for a good half hour, then wandered our way back home. 

We highly recommend visiting Dorset, and especially The Purbeck Hills.  There is so much to see there, especially if you enjoy walking along the cliff paths, collecting fossils, visiting old castles, riding on steam trains etc.  You can also visit the nearby Tank Museum at Bovington, go to the beach at Sandbanks and mix with the Jet Set, or get an all over tan at Studland on the nudist beach. 

The Purbecks has it all.

 More Information Can Be Found Here:

The Purbeck Hills (Wikipedia)

The Isle Of Purbeck

The Purbecks

 

A Nice Day Out In Oxford

Day Trip To OxfordSaturday was Debbie’s birthday, and so we decided to drive up to Oxford, which is only about an hour away from us, and have a nice day out.

I did a bit of research online and found the main attractions, which included a walking tour around some of the Oxford University colleges, and we were interested to see where some of the scenes from Harry Potter and Inspector Morse were filmed.

I also saw that July 9th was Alice In Wonderland Day in Oxford, a day to celebrate the stories that were written by Rev Charles  Dodgson, who wrote under the pen name of Lewis Carroll.

The drive up to Oxford was uneventful, at least until we came off the bypass, and then we sat in solid traffic for 30 minutes.  We soon found out the reason – bus loads of foreign students who had descended on the city.

We found a car park, underground next to the bus station in the centre of Oxford, and this is where we had our next shock, a charge of more than £16.50 for 4-6 hours.  That is equivalent to US$26.  Ouch!

We were soon to realise that a Saturday in July is NOT a good time to visit Oxford, since lots of schools from the UK have trips, as well as many from the rest of Europe, not to mention visitors from elsewhere in the world.  Oxford on this busy Saturday was literally heaving with thousands of foreign students, as well as hundreds of Muslims in various groups.  Several weddings were also being held in the city, so mini-vans were busy ferrying guests back and forth.

This meant that everywhere was really busy, from the streets to the shops and places to eat, however we were able to secure a place on a Walking Tour around the city, and enjoyed an hour and a half of learning about some of the colleges.  We also got to see inside the dining hall in New College, which is similar to the one in Christ Church and used in the Harry Potter movies.  Unfortunately that dining hall was closed as it was being used for an event.

We got to see the Bodleian Library (well the outside at least) which was used in the movies, and also the tree where Draco Malfoy was turned into a ferret in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire.  New College also featured in one of the Inspector Morse episodes, and it was wonderful to be able to walk through these historic buildings, and to learn of some of their famous inhabitants, which also included the poet Percy Shelley and Rev Spooner (the inventor of the Spoonerism).

Alices Shop Oxford Red Queen White RabbitWe also wanted to see Alice’s Shop, which is the actual shop where the REAL Alice In Wonderland stopped to buy sweets.  It’s a tiny shop, but aside from being horribly crowded and tiny (it’s about the same size as our kitchen), it was just selling highly overpriced junk, so sadly we didn’t buy anything there, and I was hoping to find something for my daughters.  Alice Liddell also has a local connection for us, as she is buried in a churchyard in Lyndhurst, in The New Forest not far from where we live.

Sadly the two figures in costume, one representing the White Rabbit, the other the Red Queen, were both Asian Girls, which didn’t really fit in right with this British Tradition unfortunately.

There were some more Alice events going on by the Castle, however aside from the castle being built in Victorian times, the characters had all disappeared by the time that we got there, and all there was to see really was an exhibition of photographs of Britain From The Air, which was interesting, but not really related to Alice, Castles or Oxford.

As time was moving on by then, we headed to an indoor market that we had both been to many years ago, with lots of little shops, selling interesting gifts and other things.  There used to be a butchers shop there which had ducks, chickens, rabbits etc hanging up, but obviously those days have now gone.  Shame, I was hoping to take some photos.

Last stop was the Lush shop, where we were going to just look, but a very nice assistant got chatting with us and offered to give Debbie a hand massage, and then demonstrated some lovely smelly products, following which I happily obliged and offered up my credit card.  I think it really made Debbie’s day, as she was flagging a bit by then.

Then back to the car, fighting our way through the crowds, and a quick uneventful drive home, which took just over an hour.

A very nice day out all told, but we highly recommend going to Oxford mid week and off season for a much more peaceful experience.

We must go back one day, because there is so much more to be seen.  There are more buildings to explore, as well as a trip down the river, following Alice’s journey, and maybe even punting down the river.

Cinema Complex Proposed as Part of Bournemouth Pavilion Area Renovation

 

Bournemouth Town Council have given the green light for a regeneration of the Bournemouth Pavilion and Westover Road area, which will include a nine screen cinema, restaurants and shops.

Read the full story here:
Cinema Complex Proposed as Part of Bournemouth Pavilion Area Renovation

Bournemouth – Victorian Seaside Town On The South Coast Of England

Bournemouth is one of the finest seaside towns on the south coast of England, and it has a lot to offer the tourist at any time of the year.

Apart from the miles of beaches that are comprised of fine golden sand, which have a backdrop of sandstone cliffs, Bournemouth has a number of theatres, two piers, lots of public gardens and other places to take scenic walks, and plenty of nightlife too.

Bournemouth is close to historic Christchurch, with it’s ancient priory church, as well as to the New Forest, Poole, and the millionaire’s paradise of Sandbanks.

So come find out more about Bournemouth HERE on this award winning lens (Lens Of The Day + Purple Star) from Squidoo.

London Art Exhibitions March 2011

London has number of museums and and art galleries, and as a result there are always good art exhibitions to be seen throughout the year.

March 2011 is no exception, with exhibits that include Afghanistan – Crossroads Of The Ancient World, Chinese artist Ai Weiwei, Modern British Sculpture and the British Art Show.

Read the full article here: London Art Exhibitions March 2011

London Exhibitions in February 2011

There are always plenty of things to do in London, and February is no exception, with exhibitions that include The Titanic London Exhibition at the O2 Bubble, Food Glorious Food at the Victoria and Albert Museum of Childhood, the art of Anish Kapoor in Kensington Gardens, and Drawing Fashion at the Design Museum.

There is definitely something for everyone this month in London, and these are just a handful of the many events that are taking place in the metropolis.

Read the full article here: London Exhibitions in February 2011

STRICTLY COME DANCING Experience Break from £389

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