I went out to do my weekend chore of picking up his mess in the garden, for which I keep a small trowel which is dug in a flower bed.
I began my “search and retrieve” mission, then realized the trowel handle was all slimy and wet.
On sniffing it, seems the dog has now decided to use it as a peeing spot, so I had to continue to pick up the rest of the mess, knowing my hand was covered in dog pee.
Back indoors I washed my hands at least 10 times, but that only gets rid of the pee.
I have no idea how many times more I have to wash them before I can touch food without being reminded of it.