“Woo Vampire Woman” I can hear people saying, with their mental images of some sensual temptress with long flowing locks and an even longer flowing nightgown, showing off a hint of cleavage, and a look on her face that few men can resist.
STOP IT! You have obviously been watching too many Vampire Movies, like The Twilight Saga or the old Hammer Studios horror movies ot the 1970’s.
Whether vampires are real or not I don’t know, but there is definitely a fascination with them, and the weirdest of all divas Lady Gaga is trying to tell the media that she “REALLY” is weird by appearing in a recent issue of Harpers Bazaar magazine with what looks like horns protruding from her skin.
Although this might shock “normal people” like you and I, fans of Lady Gaga probably think that this is cool and will no doubt follow suite and get their own satanic implants.
I would not be surprised to find however that Lady Gaga is actually the Anti-Christ, or some re-incarnation of the Dark Lord. What’s the betting she has the number “666” tattooed somewhere on her body as well.
You never see her without heavy make-up do you, or close up. She is always shown at a distance, and never without something that hides what she really looks like. Anything is possible these days I suppose.
But back to the topic of the article, “Vampire Woman”, and I read about one woman today, Maria Jose Chisterna who is from Mexico, who actually calls herself “Vampire Woman”.
Maria, who is a 35 year old mother of four and a professional tatto artist, has a body that is virtually 100% tattooed, and also has a number of titanium implants under her skin, resembling horns, that make her look truly satanic, as can be seen from the pictures and video on Daily Pics And Flicks.
As if this is not enough, Maria has had dental implants so that her teeth resemble the fangs of a vampire.
So if you still think vampire women are sexy, you obviously have not yet clicked on the link above and seen the pictures of Maria. In that case, hold tight to your cherished memories, because having seen what she looks like, you are never going to think of vampire women in the same light again.
16 thoughts on “V Is For Vampire Woman”
Now you have ruined my hot visions of female vampires. I did not click the link because I am hoping to get my visions back again. I agree with the review of Gaga though…weird but rich!
I knew I shouldn’t have looked at the link. *smacks forehead*
That women is really creepy. I don’t know which is worse, the tattoos or the horns. Yes I do, it is the horns. Thanks for the Lady Gaga laugh 🙂
I think Gaga has a great marketing platform, and I am jealous of her momentum. I am not a fan of vampires or vampire stories, not sure why but I never understood the appeal. My kid has been trying to get me to go for a tattoo but so far, it’s been a no-go. I can’t think of anything I want.
I’m not shocked by either of them. LOL I don’t think Lady Gaga is that weird, and I’ve seen a bunch of people that look like the vampire lady.
Although the Vampire Woman scared me, I agree about Lady Gaga – she isn’t that weird *lol*
Since you’ve warned us about the image, I did not click on the link because I much prefer looking at the beautiful, soothing images – of anything. When people choose to go to such extremes, I still have to give them credits to have guts to look that weird. My personal preference is also to be different, but always in a nice, uplifting, inspiring way.
Lady Gaga is just a reincarnation of Madonna. As for the Mexican Vampiress – she and all others who use implants to look like something other than human have deep-seated psychological issues. The doctors who perform the operations should be removed from practice.
In my humble opinion, Lady Gaga is actually a genius and one of the most interesting things to happen to music for a long time. 🙂
Vampire Woman, however, is a little bit frightening!
Yikes. Desperate attempts to get attention.
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I clicked. Holy mackerel!
Wow…all I can say is SCARY!
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It’s hard for me to imagine that people risk surgery and its possible complications just to sport horns on their heads.
Oh my! That is disturbing! And mother of 4, talk about being embarrassed by your mom! This is taking things a bit too far, IMO.
Interesting post. Lady Gaga is certainly something else. I even wonder if she’s really a she. As for vampires, I prefer to think of Twilight Vampires 😉
Me too. That woman is something else, not pleasing on the eyes and just freaky.